I was walking down the street on my turf when I heard the screeching tires. I whipped around, and saw a black SUV rumbling towards me. Apparently Peter saw somewhere that you could road kill people in the game...? Anyway, using my sexy athletic muscles, I leaped out of the way, drawing forth my glock. But then I remembered that I couldn't use real guns, so instead I took out my dinky Nerf gun and shot the man right in the nipple. Right.in.the.fucking.nipple. Don't be messing with my click.
#gravedigger#
