RIP Chelsea O'Brien aka "Dolly Parton"

Just as she took her first bite of bagel, I lept silently over chairs and other customers to plunge the spoon deep in her back. She didn't even fight back. The blood pooled on the floor around her and I strode out without a backward glance. Looks like one of the brugger's employees will have to clean up the blood, too bad it will probably be her. Watch your back, you're next.