RIP Alex T-P aka "Jack Jabluntsky"

He did not suspect anything.... I was just some innocent person trying to help out someone in need. He yelled out to the entire chamber choir that he was in need of a chamber stole.... I happened to have an extra one in my car. I took this perfect opportunity to ease him outside of the building into the parking lot to make the kill. I went up to him letting him know I had an extra stole in my car, all he had to do was come with me to get it and his face lit up. He gladly accepted my invitation and followed me to my car seemingly happy. We made it to my car... little did he know I had a spoon hidden within my sleeve. As we were walking back to the building, I was nervously plotting in my mind the perfect time to pounce. As we got close to the sidewalk right outside of the front doors, I attacked his right side of his body with my big spoon, jabbing it deep into his abdomin. His face was a mix of anger, surprise, and hatred. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "YOU BITCH". At the beginning of this night, I was just doing a kind act in his mind, and this "kind act" turned into the end of his life. GOOD LUCK.