The last thing he was thinking about was
assassins. I knew he was going to Kathryn's party. At around 9:30 me
and my sidekicks arrive at the party, concealing my weapon inside my
sleeve. We headed downstairs to the dark crowded basement and began to
search for him. After doing a few laps around the room we spotted the
target grinding with a girl. I walked right up to him, squirted him 3
times with a water gun, and stabbed him with a spoon. "Whatever! I
don't care!" he shouted at me, never stopping dancing with the girl.
RIP party boy.
