Friday, May 9, 2014

D-TAG! RIP Alex Holden aka "Dust004"

Earlier in the week, my spidey sense had warned me of an assassin in the neighborhood who had been stalking me at my house. I quickly jumped inside and set to work discovering the identity of the assassin...to no avail. Fortunately, the next day I received a text on my cellphone telephone with all the info I needed. This mysterious assassin's name was Alex Holden and he would be taking the AP stats exam the following day. After getting murdered by the AP exam I drove immediately to Alex's home and hid near his house. Minutes later he arrived to meet his fate.