COP TAG! RIP Kylie Schneider aka "Cryl"

After the AP Stats test, I felt a strong desire to take out my frustration at not having mathematical knowledge and I decided that killing Kylie would be the perfect outlet. I knew that she would be supporting her friends at the softball game later in the afternoon, so I grabbed my incredibly intimidating 2 inch water gun and headed out to the fields. There, I snuck up behind her and whispered my apologies into her ear before pulling the trigger. The weak stream of water then proceeded to cascade down her face. She swears that they weren't tears of resentment for my betrayal, but it was hard to tell. Kylie will be sorely missed by her loving friends and family. She is survived by Sam Kiefer.