After many attempts at tagging Tom (including trying to sell him girl scout cookies..), he finally agreed to a duel. He told me to meet him at Willow Creek. He said I had ten minutes to get there or I would lose my only opportunity. With no hesitation, my stealthy team of allies and I headed towards the theater. Tom's friends met my allies in the parking lot and discussed the duel. Tom and I had to stand at different ends of the parking lot and make our way to the middle. After about 10 minutes of walking around we were finally two cars apart. Tom's friends came over to me and we shared candy, traded social security information, and stuff until I saw Tom try and sneak up behind me. He played fair and fought hard but I killed him first. It was quick and painless and he didn't even cry.
"You need to play to win. But… you also need to win… to play." -Michael Scott