Friday, April 18, 2014

RIP Trenton Tagesson aka "Tbags"

I looked up, sweat beading down my face, leaving streaks of various make up which I had borrowed from Macy's in order to disguise myself. My target was aware of my intentions, so these precautions were a necessary implementation. With a fake mustache glued to my face, I walked out of the store, and began scouting out the terrain, and as I was doing so, I spotted the man! Twas him! I drew forth Narcisses...A family heirloom, this battle spoon was passed for many generations, and used to cook dinner on family pasta nights. Anyway, parkouring over various obstructions, I caught up to my enemy on the escalator... Hands shaking, eye twitching, I came up Trenton, and whispered "You're terminated". With a single motion, I cut open his throat, and tossed his dead carcass over the side. The message was clear, and his assassin partner whimpered with fear as he withdrew into the crowd of spectators. 
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