Friday, April 18, 2014
RIP Francisco Gonzalez aka "Cool69Guy420"
After a deliberate texting frenzy, an inside source gave me the location of Fred's whereabouts. As I rolled up to the house a nice young tween girl was standing in the driveway. I then proceeded to roll down the window and call her over to my car. I verified whose house it was and asked if my target was inside. She confirmed this information with me. I told her to get him to come outside and I hid behind the garage. After waiting anxiously for a few minutes, she came back out and informed me that if I was invited into the house it would be fine. I came to the door and the homeowner was holding the door open for me. She told me that Fred and said friends were downstairs. As I walked into the house one of said friends came upstairs and I swiftly moved past him, hiding my gun and ran down the stair. As I turned the corner I made hard eye contact with another said friend. I could see a body slouched on the couch facing away from me. I walked over and placed my water gun at his head and the friend came down and screamed "FRED!!" Mid head turn I pulled the trigger and shot him right in the head. Post-kill I was convinced Fred was going to start crying, poor kid, didn't know his fatal demise was upon him.