RIP Annie Miller aka "shawnspencerjr"
It was a cold day. I asked a friend to help me out and lure my target
into the holiday. As she was picking out what kind of drink to go along
with her kazoozles, I went to the plastic utensil section and found a
spare spoon. Just as she went to grab that red Gatorade, I hit her and
there was blood on my spoon. She withered to the ground and was done.