Wednesday, April 16, 2014
RIP Andy Knapp aka "The Red Baron "
I drove to his house and called him asking for a one v one in menards
which he sadly declined and induced a ring upon the doorbell. After some
negotiations with his brother, Andy pulled a full R Kelly and locked
himself in the closet. I returned to my car and waited for a few minutes
until his brother came out and asked for us to come in claiming that he
had betrayed Andy upon the promise of Culvers. However it was a set up
and Andy jumped out from his garage and unloaded his squirt gun upon my
friend as I tilted my gun for the kill shot followed by a swift spoon to
end all disputes.