Wednesday, April 16, 2014

RIP Andy Knapp aka "The Red Baron "

I drove to his house and called him asking for a one v one in menards which he sadly declined and induced a ring upon the doorbell. After some negotiations with his brother, Andy pulled a full R Kelly and locked himself in the closet. I returned to my car and waited for a few minutes until his brother came out and asked for us to come in claiming that he had betrayed Andy upon the promise of Culvers. However it was a set up and Andy jumped out from his garage and unloaded his squirt gun upon my friend as I tilted my gun for the kill shot followed by a swift spoon to end all disputes.