Tuesday, April 22, 2014

D-TAG! RIP Rachel Hoober aka "Perry the Platypus"

After 3 unsuccessful tries to kill me on her behalf, I finally took matters into my own hands. I waited until she was leaving Bible Study to make the kill. In her last living moments she tried to trick me having someone else walk to her car pretending to be her, but Rachel's attempts to draw me out were no use I stayed in my hiding place until she walked by me then ran out behind her and soaked her with my water gun. Sorry Rachel.